rare-drop:

angryladies:

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

slavery:

Girls that always have something weird to say are sexy

rogueartlove:

thegreatgreninja:

icekong:

VRchat will never cease to amazing me.

I WANT THIS PLAYER MODEL PLS

Wtf??? Hahahaha

trainthief:

trainthief:

being in love with the process and not the results is one of the healthiest things in the world

in this same vein: being proud of yourself for the work and not the product brings so much more happiness 

horrorbisexual:

hermuis:

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

diesetdown:

sydneyedwards1993:

diesetdown:

The reason vine was so good was because most of those videos would be mad unfunny if they were full length. “Because he fucking pushed me” would be titled Epic kid meltdown rage 2014 (Must see) and it would be 2 minutes long.

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You deadass?

studentlifeproblems:

@studentlifeproblems

dankmemeuniversity:

catwithbenefits:

prince-bully-koopa:

neednothavehappenedtobetrue:

the-cats-meouch:

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

*forty bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade* not much, how about you?

* 5 wolves make their presence known with a piercing how before joining in the circle. They clutter together, and take the form of a human with a iced coffee* ‘sup.

*emerges from the back exit of Dairy Queen to take out the garbage* uh.. uhhh.. m-my boss said y'all aren’t allowed to hang out back here…

positive-memes:

it’s time to level up!

okaysouls:

if you’re reading this i hope you find the strength to get through whatever it is that’s causing you so much trouble or pain at the moment

prettypositivity:

trust yourself. you’ve survived a lot, and you’ll survive whatever is coming

feistiest:

me: lmao who needs a partner i’m alone but i’m not lonely bitch, i live fine by my fucking self bitch! play that hailee steinfeld song!

me after watching a one (1) good rom-com: